So we’ve foolishly decided that we will hold ourselves accountable for our weekly predictions.  This means looking back and seeing just how wrong we were…which it turns out was pretty damn wrong.

  • Thursday
    • New Orleans 34, Green Bay 42
      • Cole- Green Bay has looked out of synch thus far and concerns about their lack of off-season practice time might follow them in. Greg Williams, on the other hand, has been dialing up blitzes like it’s the Superbowl       24 – 17 New Orleans
      • Andy- Green Bay’s strong defense, great passing game, and home field advantage is too much for New Orleans.   28-24 Green Bay.
      • Final Analysis: I was right in the end that GB’s passing game was too much for New Orleans, but we were both off on defenses being much of any use.
  • Sunday
    • Pittsburgh 7, Baltimore 35 (MATCHUP OF THE WEEK)
      • Cole- Baltimore intends to run an offensive line out for the first time against a blitz happy defense. Won’t end well.     20 – 14 Pittsburgh
      • Andy- Baltimore’s offensive line gets exposed, and Big Ben continues his impressive winning streak against Joe Flacco and the Ravens.  21-17 Pittsburgh.
      • Final Analysis: We both missed the chance to be homers, and hence got this game wrong.  Who could have seen this trounce coming?
    • Cincinnati 27, Cleveland 17
      • Cole- Lucky for Dalton that he gets a very tame defense in the Browns first. Unfortunately the Browns wont be generous enough and Peyton Hillis goes off this game.     20 – 7 Cleveland
      • Andy- Welcome to the NFL Andy Dalton.  The Browns will be glad to get after the QB and pound the rock all day.  23-10 Cleveland.
      • Final Analysis: We overestimated Cleveland’s defense and underestimated Cincinnati’s.  Surprising Week 1 win for the Bengals.
    • Indianapolis 7, Houston 34
      • Cole- Kerry Collins won’t know how teams are supposed to score more than 20 points a game as the Texans roar through the Colts.     34 – 10 Houston
      • Andy- No Peyton Manning, no victory for the Colts.  If his status changes, this will be updated, but otherwise it’s going to be a very one-sided game.  31-17 Houston.
      • Final Analysis: The blowout was too easy.  Both of us saw it coming.
    • Detroit 27, Tampa Bay 20
      • Cole- Matt Stafford has looked excellent when healthy, and he’s healthy. Big game from Megatron as well. 28 – 14 Detroit
      • Andy- Tampa Bay has a good offense, but Detroit’s is better at the moment.  31-28 Detroit.
      • Final Analysis: Coleman was more on the dot, especially about Calvin Johnson.  Detroit was in control by 2nd half.
    • Philadelphia 31, St. Louis 13
      • Cole- Bradford will go down swinging, but St. Louis is not equipped to handle a healthy Michael Vick (breathe easy Vick Fantasy owners)    28-14 Philadelphia
      • Andy- Tough opponent for St. Louis week 1, and Bradford just not ready yet to take Rams over the top against a very good opponent.  27-17 Philadelphia.
      • Final Analysis: Rams did well against Vick in pass game, but could not stop his running.  Rams offense were not able to handle Eagles defense as predicted.
    • Atlanta 12, Chicago 30
      • Cole- Julio Jones catches a TD his first game, Matt Ryan throws for 400 yards, and the Bears get a grim look at how far they have to climb this season.    30 – 14 Atlanta
      • Andy- No cold weather help for Chicago this early and Atlanta’s hot passing attack exposes Chicago’s defense.  Matt Ryan > Jay Cutler.  24-20 Atlanta.
      • Final Analysis: Wow did we overestimate Atlanta’s offense and underestimate Chicago’s defense.  Enough said.
    • Buffalo 41, Kansas City 7
      • Cole- Cassell is hurt, which should mean a healthy load of Jamaal Charles and Dexter McCluster.     21 – 13 Kansas City
      • Andy- Kansas City has a good start to the season with an easy opponent and should be running all day long.  27-14 Kansas City.
      • Final Analysis: Ryan Fitzpatrick and Buffalo just mocked our picks.
    • Tennessee 14, Jacksonville 16
      • Cole- Jack Del Rio has thrown his team under the bus now and Chris Johnson is the bus driver this week. 17- 6 Tennessee
      • Andy- Luke McCown/Blaine Gabbert era gets off to a poor start.  Chris Johnson and Matt Hasselbeck should make quick work of the Jags.  24-10 Tennessee.
      • Final Analysis: Jacksonville did play poorly.  Tennessee just played more poorly.  Thanks a lot Mike Munchak.
    • New York Giants 14, Washington 28
      • Cole- Redskins will show up, but it won’t nearly be enough. The Giants will run with authority to gel their line.     17 – 14 New York
      • Andy- A game for Eli Manning to shine.  The two-headed monster of Beck and Grossman will perform admirably, but not near well enough to win this game.  21-14 NYG.
      • Final Analysis: The Giants couldn’t run or pass in the second half.  Washington played better than expected on both sides of the ball against an injury-ridden Giants team.
    • Minnesota 17, San Diego 24
      • Cole- The Floodgates are open, and Phillip Rivers will attack Minnesota early and often, blowing out a weakened secondary.   34 – 14 San Diego
      • Andy- San Diego finally uses their top-ranked offenses and defenses to win games.  Minnesota is the first to feel Rivers’ wrath.  30-17 San Diego.
      • Final Analysis: The game was closer than expected.  We focused too much on how good San Diego was, and not enough on the passing game (???) of Minnesota.
    • Carolina 21, Arizona 28
      • Cole- Arizona shows off their new weapon in Kevin Kolb. Cam Newton does a lot of scrambling. Ron Rivera says he played well but needs work.     21 – 3 Arizona
      • Andy- Cam Newton begins his schooling.  Kevin Kolb should begin to get more comfortable facing a relatively easy opponent week 1.  24-10 Arizona.
      • Final Analysis: Kolb did play well…but somehow Cam was able to play just as well.  Not somehow actually, we know why (I’m looking at you, pathetic Cardinals secondary).
    • Seattle 17, San Francisco 33
      • Cole- Seattle will be alright this season. Should feature a healthy dose of Marshawn Lynch and Alex Smith mistakes.    13 – 6 Seattle
      • Andy- I hate both teams.  This outcome depends on whether or not Alex Smith has a good day or bad day.  My guess is good day.  17-14 San Francisco.
      • Final Analysis: Always happy to beat Simmons in a prediction.  Alex Smith played well simply because he did not play poorly.  The win really goes to Ted Ginn, however.
    • Dallas 24, New York Jets 27
      • Cole- Romo’s back, and its lucky he’s quick because no one likes to celebrate by blitzing more than Rex Ryan. Sanchez struggles early, finds Santonio late.   21 – 17 New York
      • Andy- Tony Romo’s comeback gets beaten down by an emotional Jets playing in NYC on 9/11, as well as their stifling defense.  20-14 NYJ.
      • Final Analysis: Tony Romo did eventually get beat down…by his own stupidity.  The chokeboys make an appearance once again.
  • Monday
    • New England 38, Miami 24
      • Cole- The Dolphins will test the new Patriot line and the Patriots will be the Patriots. Only humidity could save the Dolphins here. 21 – 9 New England
      • Andy- Nothing to really say here, except that Brady > Henne, and NE > MIA.  28-17 New England.
      • Final Analysis: Well, none of us saw coming the monster day had by Brady.  Nevertheless, it was obvious the Patriots are too talented and too well-coached to be considered anything but the predicted winners.
    • Oakland 23, Denver 20
      • Cole- Oakland sticks with their opening night pattern. Run DMC, Bush, and a little bit of Taiwan Jones, along with a couple deep shots.   20 – 10 Oakland
      • Andy- Has Denver’s defense improved enough to stop Darren McFadden?  I believe it has, and at home they beat Oakland this year.  17-13 Denver.
      • Final Analysis: Cole said Darren McFadden would run all over the Broncos, I said he wouldn’t.  I was wrong.  Special shout out to Kyle Orton, who looked about as effective as Tim Tebow.
Record So Far
Andy: 10-6
Cole: 9-7
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